brainwashed from rock & rap

spoof:

there should be a dating website called ebae

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ethane:

rate my face on a scale of 10 to 10

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me: hey google what's up
google: did you mean the stratosphere?
me: that's my shit, google. anyway, you know where i can find them little hot dogs, the mini wieners they serve at weddings?
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knitmeapony:

egobus:

one time when I was about four, the 10 year old neighbour boys attacked me with water guns and when I ran away and told my mom she gave me the hose and set it to pressure wash and basically told me to finish what they started  

Excellent parenting.

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I love being naked.

littlefoxsub:

I do it as much as possible

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sexdosis:

can we just stay in bed, fuck and cuddle and kiss for like 2 weeks

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